Person in front of shed with ribbon, "Before we cut the ribbon on our freshly repainted school storage shed, I would like to thank the 37 organizations that have taken credit for contributing the tens of dollars needed to buy the paint.
Cartoon Person reading..."Give us money and nobody will get hurt." They then say, "okay everyone, I am all for using simple language in our grant applications but can we avoid sounding like bank robbers in the next draft?"
If logic models were drawn to scale…”if you’ll follow me, we’ll head down the hall and take a look at our longer term outcomes.
Cartoon: I'm part of the internal evaluation team. Or, technically, we are the Strategy, Measurement, Evaluation, Learning, and Leadership Team. It was a recent change." Person 2, "SMELL?" Person 1, The group that does the acronyms didn't like our last evaluation. I think the name change was payback.
Cartoon person standing next to machine, "This is our new impact washing machine. Simply drop your impact investment money here and the machine will generate a nice impact statement you can share with your investors."
Cartoon - So this is my first interview with an applicant who showed up without pants.  Person 2 (standing in boxer shorts) You know the advice "dress for the job you want?"  Well, I want to work from home.
Hi, I donated $20 last year. Can you tell me exactly how many children I've saved?
I don't this this whole NFT and bitcoin thing. They are just made up things that are only valuable because people say they have value.  "So just like paper money and shiny rocks?"
We found our new evaluator! Here resume was just okay. But the after the inerview she delivered a very well written actionable report on how we can improve our hiring process.
"If you're cleaning data and you just delete it all. Could you still call it a clean dataset?" Person 2, "Umm, I guess so, kinda misses the point through."